Outline [Standard] Linear+ An Alcohol Induced Idea, Becomes a Reality!

I was out drinking last night with a few buddies when the topic of work came up. I've mentioned before that I spend the vast majority of my time at work on ABS just reading through threads and posting random non-sense. I told them all about the site, and everyone seemed interested. Eventually the topic turned from work to tattoo's. Well, this was about 4 jeiger bombs, 2 Irish Carb Bombs, and 6 beers or so later! So, I mentioned how badass it would be to get a tattoo of Sheepie from ABS on my left calf....

Big mistake.

Everyone I was with told me I should do it, and I was inebriated enough to go along with it, so here I am, about 24 hours later, with some disturbingly idiotic news.

I have been branded an ABS fan for life!

Here's the Story:

11:30 PM, 02/17/06

here I am drinking with a few buddies, The chica in the background is my fiance. The chinese on the table is from a local place called the "china Dynasty". Myself and one other guy (in a later picture, wearing a red shirt) used to drive delivery for the place, so free food usually ends up being consumed on our drinking nights.



12:15 AM 02/18/06

Here's my calf... Void of any sort of markings what-so-ever. I honnestly don't remember much about the next few scenes, I was very... very drunk.



12:45 AM 02/18/06

I drove home (not a good plan...) to get a picture of Sheepie. I couldn't find one big enough. So here is the shitty blown up image of sheepie (taken from the bottom left hand side of the page on http://www.albinoblacksheep.com) I did in MSPaint....



1:00 AM 02/18/06

Here's the much nicer artist rendition that my Tattoo guy did for me. Void of any shading.



1:15 AM 02/18/06

I'm ready to get this shit started, and so is my Tattoo artist ($150 in hand), so he copied the image to my calf using a transfer.



1:20 AM 02/18/06

Let the fun begin....



2:30 AM 02/18/06

Oh dear god... What am I doing?! It was right about here I began to sober up. I had fallen asleep/passed out on the tattoo chair, and I destincly remember waking up, eyes wide open, and looking around.



3:00 AM 02/18/06

I'm wide awake at this point. The coloring process is begining to hurt less and be more annoying than anything else. This isn't my first tattoo, I'm actually quite used to it, but I've never had my calf done before, and it's probably the strongest muscle on my body (thank you DDR!), so the skin is a bit tighter. Lets just say, it's a new feeling.



3:15 AM 02/18/06

The pain is completely gone at this point, and the deed is almost done. The origianl idea was a stretch. Get Sheepie, show my dedication. I've always gotten tattoo's to remember certain periods of my life. I've been an ABS fan for years now, I visit this site more than any other, I'm sure of it. Possible even more than google! I'm trying to rationalize all of this in my head, and it's working. Sheepie = age 21, my choice of entertainment, my love for art and the people who make it. Even the definition of Albino Black Sheep is begining to make sense. Over the last 24 hours I've actually decided that I love the tattoo, and that this alcohol induced Idea was kinda cool after all.



3:30 AM 02/18/06

Sheepie is now complete! Jew Cap and All!

Muse - "Ya, Leg Wounds tend to bleed alot" (conversation this afternoon around 5pm or so)



(continued in a seperate post, my picture count is too high in this one!)

4:15 AM 02/18/06

The horrifying aftermath... My Buddy Mickey (red shirt) decided it'd be a good idea to pass out on top of me... My Fiance took the oportunity for a quality blackmail photo.



And that's my stupid story. I hope you kids get a good laugh at all of this. Remember! When you drink, stay out of tattoo parlors!

Here's lookin' at you Kid!



If anyone would like to get a copy of the stencil used for the tattoo, just let me know. I'm sure my tattoo artist would be more than happy to provide a copy for anyone who would want to follow in my stupid... stupid footsteps.

That's hardcore.

you have the personal best dedicated drunk bastard award.

Oh boy, holy shit. Never thought anybody would ever do this.

Um, congrats?

We can now fix the Sheepie Award Categories from Most Dedicted to mx13punk.

LOL.
You're such a funny drunk.


Best. Picture. Ever.

This post has been edited by Pete Liv: Feb 19 2006, 12:38 AM

Haha, you branded yourself with the idiot fest that is Albinoblacksheep.
People can now spot you from a mile away and have time to run.

Congrats, now when ever you wear short pants people will know that you spend too much time on the internet!

Holy shit...that is just....just...holy shit.

Normally they won't give you tatoos when you're that drunk because your blood is too thin and won't clot to scab up the tattoo. I'm surprisde tehy let you dot it.

(Damn, I'm drunk too).

looks like you two had a rough day of working at the goodwill.

Sweet Christ I'm not the fattest person on ABS.

But good job on the tat.

posting in a legendary thread. Dude, get a shave. But otherwise, that's awesome.

Legendary. I'm saving this to my hard drive.

You truly are dedicated to this site to do that. Most people tattoo the name of their spouse, but you, a website logo.

I could have sent you the fullsize high quality logo if I knew you were going to do this in advance, but the tattoo artist did a great job on it.

It would be funny if I changed the website logo next month.

Legendary.  I'm saving this to my hard drive.

You truly are dedicated to this site to do that.  Most people tattoo the name of their spouse, but you, a website logo.

I could have sent you the fullsize high quality logo if I knew you were going to do this in advance, but the tattoo artist did a great job on it.

It would be funny if I changed the website logo next month.

mx13punk = banned would be funny.

He is not dedicated, but drunk.

This is frontpage worthy though.

This post has been edited by MononcQc: Feb 19 2006, 02:04 AM

FP/Archive vote. Haha, dumbass. I bet that you will be regretting this in about 20-30 years.

Legendary.  I'm saving this to my hard drive.

You truly are dedicated to this site to do that.  Most people tattoo the name of their spouse, but you, a website logo.

I could have sent you the fullsize high quality logo if I knew you were going to do this in advance, but the tattoo artist did a great job on it.

It would be funny if I changed the website logo next month.

For the love of God AB... Don't change that damn logo.

How come future AB didn't mention this?

Paradox: If he had, would I have never have gotten it? Would I have gotten it sooner?!

There's worse things you could've gotten tattood...

pwnt.


End of story.

Oh fat kid, what have you done?

Well done sir.

You ain't gonna regret that one in a month

If you really think it was a dumb and stupid idea then why are you parading it around on the internet forum you enjoy so much?

Don't try to disguise attention whoring as anything else please.

If you really think it was a dumb and stupid idea then why are you parading it around on the internet forum you enjoy so much?

Because in the end, he decided it was a good idea?

Did you cry like little girly man?

Well done. If it floats your boat. Hope you don't regret it.

My Fiance took the oportunity for a quality blackmail photo.

I take that was the she-beast in the first picture.

I commend your idiocy, faghat.

now how about we take it to the next step, get another on your ass.

I can't believe you're proud of this.

Sweet Christ I'm not the fattest person on ABS.

Hahaha, that's what i was thinking