How to Hack, 1337 warriors h4x0ring guideMononcQc |
 Aug 7 2005, 11:24 AM
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I bring this back because alot of people seemed to enjoy this guide.
-- 1337 warriors h4x0ring guide Hello there and welcome to this useful guide on how to be THE BEST HACKING DUDE LIVING ON PLANET EARTH AND THE WEST SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE, EVER! ™ Yes, I might show you how to do this. We’ll enter a world of super computers, fancy and technically advanced words as router, cable, download or even mouse pad if we’re advanced enough. Be ready because you’ll receive so much information during this knowledge trip that your eyelids are going to burn, your eyes are going to bleed and you also might suffer some kind of desire to eat candies stolen from a little 7 years old girl in a cute pink dress with polka dots. You might ask yourself questions like “What’s a hacker?” “How do I do to become a hacker?” “What’s the best: a PC, a Mac or a Linux?” “What are you doing in my freezer?” or “Who’s this guy thinking he knows how to hack?” Believe it or not, I’ll answer some of these questions by now! 1. Who am I: A short biography On February 29, 1988, was born a handsome baby with beautiful eyes, absolutely magnificent hair and an incredible intelligence that would change the face of the world for sure: when the doctor got the baby out, he was already reading the New York Times. I’m born the day after him, February 30, 1983. I’ve got a computer scientist diploma from the Steve Balmer University. I worked hard to get it. You don’t know how many dicks I needed to suck to get where I am today. I know many of the scripting codes, like HTML, DHTML, XHTML, C++, mIRC, PHP, Perl, ASCII, Javascript, 1337 and Morse code. I worked with Al Gore, when he invented Interweb 15 years before my birth. I know everything about computers: what’s the best for you and I, what’s an IP address, and so on. You still doubt I am great? Well let me tell you that I watched the movie hackers with Angelina Jolie so I perfectly know how to DOS other people's computers with notepad. I am a pro in computers. All this writing turns me on. Let’s continue with the real stuff. 2. What’s a computer and how does it works? Computers are nature’s wonders. Computers are machines that can or can’t be programmed to manipulate a lot of symbols. They can perform a lot of procedures, which are complex, repetitive and/or awesome. They do it quickly, and they can store things and porn under the name of “data”. The Physical components from which a computer is constructed are mostly electric circuits, input/output devices, CPU, memory, love and joy. These parts are mostly known as “hardware”. The CPU executes software. It can also execute bold text, and that is awesome. The I/O devices are the most useful things in h4x0ring, because they allow communication with the outside world. I won’t talk about the memory, as it isn’t an important part of the computer world. 3. What is 1337? Now that you are almost as good as me in understanding the magic of computers, you can consider yourself as an advanced user. To become a pro, you need to know the basics of being a pro. Pros invented their own scripting language, and you’re going to learn it. They script with 1337, standing for leet. If you want to be a hacker, you got to speak 1337. Every cool hacker does it. If you go on a forum, they instantly ban you for not speaking 1337. You must do it. You don’t choose if you do it or not: you do it and that’s all. Anyway, girls actually love guys speaking 1337. Go in any chat room, ask “ASL” and then write “I’m 1337” and every girl or guy saying he is a girl are going to PM you and ask you if you want to cyber. Oh, and expressions like “lol”, “rofl” or “brb” always will make you more popular. 4. Dressing like a hacker: Hackers usually dress differently than other people, because they are cool and chill and various other rappers expressions about low temperature. Trousers are an essential part of every hacker’s wardrobe. Trousers make you look serious. Somebody seeing you in front of your computer while you wear trousers is certainly going to say “Hot Jesus, this guy is serious stuff, you know.” You might also want to wear a tie. The longer the tie is, the better your skills are. A clean Jacket will also be needed when you work in front of your computer. A collarless shirt might be worn under it, but you know… nobody’s going to notice it. The final touch: wearing fur underwear. Here’s a picture of a man who’s probably the best hacker in the world.  5. Choose your Hacker name The hacking screen name you chose is the most important part of hacking, along with 46 millions of other things. The nickname you’ll choose is the thing that let other fear you with more ease. Good names usually have the words “Killer”, “1337” and various numbers, “Xtreme” and such other evil things. Here’s a list of good and bad nicknames. Good: •Aciid bu5t0r •hex flAsh0r •flAming ph3wl •C!RCU!T K1LL3r •auToeXeC w0rm •Sgt.Trojan •11/m/ny Bad: •JacquesRequin •Ilovekitties •EmoGothGirlJr •I<3Simpleplan •MononcQc 6. The tools of the trade: What kind of console you want You now have to choose the tools of your hacking. Let’s see the best of best on what kind of hacking console to use. First of all, you have Windows XP consoles. However, to hack with style, use Windows XP Pro. Another choice offered is coming from Mac. Their computers are transparent, so I believe they permit you to see what’s going in your computer and let you catch any intruder more easily. Finally, you have Linux, but Linux must be shit, because their logo is a stupid ass penguin. The source code is free, so I think it means it’s cheap, and it makes me think it’s a low quality product. You’ll look like a real clown on Interweb with a shitty Linux system, so I suggest you buy a Mac or a Windows computer. If you don’t have the money to buy them, try to download them from Internet. The best would be a Mac XP. If I’m right, and I’m sure I am, you can take a Mac and install XP in it so it will be great for hacking. 7. The software to download In order to be THE BEST HACKING DUDE LIVING ON PLANET EARTH AND THE WEST SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE, EVER! ™ , you’ve got to download a few programs to help you. The first program is Mozilla firefox. It’s almost as good as Netscape, but the logo’s better. Firefox isn’t the best though: AOL is probably the best browser for hackers. The installation disks are delivered at home without even asking for them, and if you want, you can still download them via Interweb. You’ll also need to get MsWord, as it is useful to write threats, html codes or program stuff. Its stability makes it a great tool for anybody wanting to scare the shit out of somebody. MsPaint also does a great job to draw graphics and schemes of computer, illustrate your threats or draw some nice looking desktops. You’ll need to download a floppy drive and a few floppy disks. I’ll explain to you later, when we’ll hack together for the first time. Then you’ll need Notepad. Notepad is THE awesomeness. It’s the program that’s going to make you a great hacker. With notepad, you can write every kind of programs you need and it’s used for the most sophisticated stuff on your computer. As an example, when you go on Interweb, you can right-click on a page and click “view page source code”. It opens notepad. Here we see how awesome it is. Any file on the computer can be opened with it. Some users are so good they secretly change the extensions to things like gif or mp3. If you change them back to txt, you’ll see they invented their own languages with letters that are not on the keyboard! 8. Hacking your first computer Ok, get ready because we’re going to really hack computers! First of all, you must delete some files that are not letting you hack. Search for run32.dll and then delete it for good. Run your floppy disc, because it will act like a firewall and block everybody else. Now open Microsoft Word. Write something like “Dear you, I hate you and I hope your computer and you will burn in hell. Sincerely yours, “awesome nickname here””. Save this file under the name of WrittenThreat.doc Open the notepad. Write this command: “Hack IP Address 127.0.0.1”. From my limitless experience approved by Jesus himself, this address permits you to hack everybody using Internets all at once. Then you might want to write something like “Attach File WrittenThreat.doc”: It’s the business card you attach to your hack. You need to do this kind of business card, unless you already have a real business card and you fax it to the people you hack… but I don’t believe it’s useful as you’re hacking EVERYBODY all at once and you would need to type a lot of fax numbers. Anyway, you need a business card to let people who you are, so you are recognized and feared. Before sending it, you may want to be a bit destructive, so you just have to write in the notepad “Send Virus: Yes”. This is it, you are a hacker. Now press “Enter” to hack everybody using the Internets. Congratulations, you just successfully hacked with your floppy and notepad. If it didn’t work, you may have written something wrong or you made a typography error. Also, make sure you are connected to Interweb: many people download this file and are not connected. This results in a miserable failure. ---- Thanks Cubehead for correction. Later Edit: Please do not use this guide to hack the forums. -------------------- |
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Artie McKraut |
Aug 7 2005, 11:32 AM
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Fair warning, the procudure mentioned in this guide doesn't work, don't try it.
edit for clarification. This post has been edited by King Kasper: Aug 7 2005, 11:33 AM --------------------  |
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Cowboy Curtis |
Aug 7 2005, 11:35 AM
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It's like Strong Bad does is a h@x0r!!!!!11
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aviper |
Aug 7 2005, 12:23 PM
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so THATS how he did it *slaps head
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Binary |
Aug 8 2005, 05:27 AM
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QUOTE(King Kasper @ Aug 7 2005, 06:32 PM) Fair warning, the procudure mentioned in this guide doesn't work, don't try it. It worked fine for me. edit for clarification.  --------------------  QUOTE(invaderjolleyolleyman @ Jun 6 2006, 12:58 PM) As far as firewalls go, I'd try the one that comes with windows. |
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Liquid State Machine |
Aug 8 2005, 06:54 AM
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This needs to be on the main site in the text files.
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MononcQc |
Aug 8 2005, 09:10 AM
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QUOTE(raezr @ Aug 8 2005, 08:54 AM) This needs to be on the main site in the text files. I already submitted this to AB months ago, but he never answered my PM. I guess he didn't like it. -------------------- |
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Nuticulus |
Aug 8 2005, 10:06 AM
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Oh, this is real comedy gold. I especially love your introductory paragraph about yourself.
I'm sure people more accustomed to computers and the IT world would find this funny. You might try posting it on some IT, programming or security forums (under the chat area, of course). I <3 this thread. -------------------- |
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Altair400 |
Aug 8 2005, 10:55 AM
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QUOTE(raezr @ Aug 8 2005, 05:54 AM) This needs to be on the main site in the text files. the only problem is someone might actually try it and delete their run32.dll, which I would find hilarious, but they might not, they might be thinking, OMG I JSUT GAT HAXORSDD! -------------------- +1 Post
QUOTE(stevena @ Mar 24 2005, 07:47 PM) Oh geeze what was this topic even about QUOTE(WonderMike @ Mar 24 2005, 07:48 PM) About 14 inches. O WAIT THATS MY COCK QUOTE(rmuser @ Mar 13 2005, 02:49 PM) I think anyone who intentionally and pointlessly destroys data is a jerk. Of course, they aren't hackers, they're crackers. And they're jerks that should be launched into the sun. QUOTE(InterKing @ Oct 19 2005, 09:13 AM) Go get some type of club and just smash every living thing you see until you can't feel sympathy anymore. |
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rX_Golem |
Aug 8 2005, 12:27 PM
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 Defeat is like a sunset that never ends. Group: Sheepie Winner - 2007 Posts: 3903 Joined: 24-March 05 From: [•̪●] Member No.: 2751
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"windows cannot find 'run32.dll'. Make sure you typed etc..etc..
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TheStone |
Aug 8 2005, 02:09 PM
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QUOTE(Nuticulus @ Aug 8 2005, 11:06 AM) I <3 this thread. --------------------  |
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Binary |
Aug 8 2005, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE I know many of the scripting codes, like HTML, DHTML, XHTML, C++, mIRC, PHP, Perl, ASCII, Javascript, 1337 and Morse code. The best bit. -------------------- QUOTE(invaderjolleyolleyman @ Jun 6 2006, 12:58 PM) As far as firewalls go, I'd try the one that comes with windows. |
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rX_Golem |
Aug 8 2005, 03:09 PM
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Defeat is like a sunset that never ends. Group: Sheepie Winner - 2007 Posts: 3903 Joined: 24-March 05 From: [•̪●] Member No.: 2751
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morse code is a scripting code?!
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TheStone |
Aug 9 2005, 05:26 AM
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It is now!
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Andog |
Aug 9 2005, 05:36 AM
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this thread cracks me up
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Aug 9 2005, 10:16 AM
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QUOTE(AkumaX13 @ Aug 8 2005, 11:55 AM) the only problem is someone might actually try it and delete their run32.dll, which I would find hilarious I am slightly computer illiterate, what is run32.dll? -------------------- For a drunken mind speaks a sober heart
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MononcQc |
Aug 9 2005, 11:01 AM
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Better than Chongablonga (like 2 or 3 times) Group: Member Posts: 8388607 Joined: 13-March 05 From: ' OR 1=1"); // Member No.: 178
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A file that permits you to boot your computer.
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TheStone |
Aug 9 2005, 01:41 PM
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QUOTE(MononcQc @ Aug 9 2005, 12:01 PM) A file that permits you to boot your computer. Nooo... Its the file that allows viruses/spywear/hackers/illegal immigrants to get into your computer. This post has been edited by The Stone: Aug 9 2005, 01:42 PM -------------------- |
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Robot Arm |
Aug 9 2005, 11:31 PM
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Damn wetbacks and there data prying habits!
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Noam |
Aug 10 2005, 07:50 AM
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QUOTE(andy.combes @ Aug 9 2005, 02:36 PM) this thread cracks me up |
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ibaneZ |
 Aug 10 2005, 09:41 PM
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I would say this has got to be one of the greatest written philosophies in the history of human kind.
Or well, the 21st century. -------------------- Completely Geschtonkenflapped...
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Robot Arm |
Aug 11 2005, 12:12 AM
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Robot Arm Group: Banned Posts: 1995 Joined: 13-March 05 Member No.: 393
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guiyz i m gunna hack teh formus with this llo!
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WonderMike |
Aug 11 2005, 12:20 AM
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llo hack w/ dis
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Altair400 |
Aug 11 2005, 12:22 AM
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Your e-penis must be of infinite girth and length in order to make that hack work.
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QUOTE(stevena @ Mar 24 2005, 07:47 PM) Oh geeze what was this topic even about QUOTE(WonderMike @ Mar 24 2005, 07:48 PM) About 14 inches. O WAIT THATS MY COCK QUOTE(rmuser @ Mar 13 2005, 02:49 PM) I think anyone who intentionally and pointlessly destroys data is a jerk. Of course, they aren't hackers, they're crackers. And they're jerks that should be launched into the sun. QUOTE(InterKing @ Oct 19 2005, 09:13 AM) Go get some type of club and just smash every living thing you see until you can't feel sympathy anymore. |
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sams11 |
Aug 11 2005, 10:33 AM
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wow! that ruled!
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Its my own form of social protest A letter printed on paper that no onw will destroy[ Passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines And written in the blood that keeps the beast alive A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check out counter And a federal crime I hope that someone will find my message when they really need it ===YOU ARE NOT A SLAVE=== |
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TheStone |
Aug 12 2005, 09:08 AM
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QUOTE(tastypoo @ Aug 11 2005, 01:12 AM) guiyz i m gunna hack teh formus with this llo! ohnoes dont get banned like teh mullenz -------------------- |
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Artie McKraut |
Aug 12 2005, 12:45 PM
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Yeah did he get banned for helping that ugly dude hack the forums?
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Aug 12 2005, 04:28 PM
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(0n6r47u|4710n5, y0u ju57 5u((355fu||y h4(k3d w17h y0ur f|0ppy 4nd n073p4d. 1f 17 d1dn’7 w0rk, y0u m4y h4v3 wr1773n 50m37h1n6 wr0n6 0r y0u m4d3 4 7yp06r4phy 3rr0r. 4|50, m4k3 5ur3 y0u 4r3 (0nn3(73d 70 1n73rw38: m4ny p30p|3 d0wn|04d 7h15 f1|3 4nd 4r3 n07 (0nn3(73d. 7h15 r35u|75 1n 4 m153r48|3 f41|ur3. moer liek dis^ This post has been edited by bioweoponantifan: Aug 12 2005, 04:30 PM -------------------- (17:35:05) Wander: You should definitely smell somebody smoking a pipe
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Aug 12 2005, 09:04 PM
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wow, no i am the most l3370r l-l4x0r ever, all because i read that!
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WonderMike |
Aug 12 2005, 09:31 PM
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Ron Howard Group: Troublemaker Posts: 2861 Joined: 7-August 05 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 6935
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