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post Aug 25 2009, 06:53 PM
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Thanks for lifting the content restrictions sheep man! I've been looking to explore new frontiers with my art.

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post Aug 25 2009, 07:24 PM
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wtf is this shit

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QUOTE(Jakob the Liar @ Jan 7 2010, 07:42 PM)
The exploitation of the goofy looking retard wears off in the the 5th grade, but the exploitation of teen boobs has a timeless value that has been around since ancient time.

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post Aug 25 2009, 07:46 PM
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hah
my father's father told me about those little things when I was little
he said it was called a nickelodeon but he may have been confused

cool litle viewfinders with movies inside :-)

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This means that because you use IE, you're contributing more to global warming that you would if you used firefox, and are thus ruining the world. How's that for a reason? Use IE and we all die.
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post Aug 25 2009, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(Some_Guy @ Aug 25 2009, 07:24 PM)
wtf is this shit
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I've been meaning to make this for five years. In 2005, I was skipping work from Wal-Mart and having lucid daydreams down in the basement. This little story line just came out of nowhere in my head with lucid visuals (though it was not a cartoon), and I burst out laughing for like 15 minutes.

QUOTE(invaderjolleyolleyman @ Aug 25 2009, 07:46 PM)
hah
my father's father told me about those little things when I was little
he said it was called a nickelodeon but he may have been confused

cool litle viewfinders with movies inside :-)
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Yeah it's a nickelodeon.

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post Aug 26 2009, 12:17 AM
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what does 42-y7 signify

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I Have been looking at these retarded forms for abiut 2 weeks now.
i have decided to get an account.
so.
here is how i feel about this whole thing.
diet coke, your a lazy douche. 1 for you
right fucking here. ur an ass hole. 1 for you
zipzap. wow. ur a retarded lozer. 1 for you.
sirhan. you bitch.1 for you.
palcoin. hmmmmm... ur okay... I guess... .5 for you.
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1. Sirhan Duran
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3. butt lunch
4. Some Guy
5. jam
6. blodnasir
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8. Gustav
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post Aug 26 2009, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE(Sirhan Duran @ Aug 26 2009, 12:17 AM)
what does 42-y7 signify
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The exploitation of the goofy looking retard wears off in the the 5th grade, but the exploitation of teen boobs has a timeless value that has been around since ancient time.

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post Aug 26 2009, 07:50 AM
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QUOTE(Sirhan Duran @ Aug 26 2009, 12:17 AM)
what does 42-y7 signify
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It's the fictional astrological coordinates of my "home planet". That really had nothing to with this story, but I had to capture the bizarre ending from my day dream, which I couldn't remember what the boy said and his eyes no-smoke disappeared and popped into the viewfinder of the machine. "Home planet" is another reference to my supposed psychosis in 2005, but I assure you it is merely being creative and not being delusional. I want the art to be about the art, and not about the story of which it was conceived.

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post Aug 26 2009, 08:13 AM
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This probably still isn't appropriate for this section. Much of this website is still friendly for work and users under 18.

Perhaps link it with a NSFW warning.

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QUOTE(Sirhan Duran @ Jan 29 2010, 11:37 PM)
why are you such a troll, zid? it really interferes with the atmosphere on this forum.
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post Aug 26 2009, 09:35 AM
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QUOTE(ZackisDead @ Aug 26 2009, 08:13 AM)
This probably still isn't appropriate for this section. Much of this website is still friendly for work and users under 18.

Perhaps link it with a NSFW warning.
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It's art dude. No real dogs were harmed during the making of this imagery. There is no sex taking place, just a bunch of aesthetically placed lines.

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post Aug 26 2009, 10:29 AM
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I wish abs was still clean
I can't go many places on here anymore if I'm in the library or something

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This means that because you use IE, you're contributing more to global warming that you would if you used firefox, and are thus ruining the world. How's that for a reason? Use IE and we all die.
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post Aug 26 2009, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE(invaderjolleyolleyman @ Aug 26 2009, 10:29 AM)
I wish abs was still clean
I can't go many places on here anymore if I'm in the library or something
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Why couldn't you look at this in the library? I used to shelve at a library volunteer (apparently you can be on disability, but you still have to work) and I've seen way worse books, even comics. Did you know that there is a whole non-fiction section for homosexuality? It's 306.766

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post Aug 26 2009, 12:23 PM
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Sure wish I had your art talent, Jake Jilg

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post Aug 26 2009, 01:19 PM
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Any sane person who isn't Jake Jilg is more than free to explain why that should remain without being linked to. Whether he designates it art or not.

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zid being skpeptical about a thing? Well I 'll Be Darned
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why are you such a troll, zid? it really interferes with the atmosphere on this forum.
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post Aug 26 2009, 01:50 PM
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QUOTE(ZackisDead @ Aug 26 2009, 01:19 PM)
Any sane person who isn't Jake Jilg is more than free to explain why that should remain without being linked to. Whether he designates it art or not.
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Don't make me start a thread in debate about what is OK to look at. I've been burned by the "art is real" side ever since I drew some awful porn comics (funnies) when I was 10 and forced to go to a counselor for rapists at 13.

If extreme gore (without a penis) is ok, then so is just a plain penis. Robert Englund isn't a murderer. He just directs horror movies.

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post Aug 26 2009, 02:13 PM
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I live in arlington tx, and love calvin and hobbes. Your sig is fucking offensive to me.

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post Aug 26 2009, 02:27 PM
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QUOTE(Matthew T @ Aug 26 2009, 02:13 PM)
I live in arlington tx, and love calvin and hobbes. Your sig is fucking offensive to me.
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Lol then change your internet provider.

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post Aug 26 2009, 02:42 PM
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Is this appropriate?

Well, at least one thing was censored with an asterisks * j/k


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post Aug 26 2009, 02:52 PM
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QUOTE(Jake Jilg @ Aug 26 2009, 01:27 PM)
Lol then change your internet provider.
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That took me a minute. Clever script.

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post Aug 26 2009, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE(AB @ Aug 26 2009, 02:42 PM)
Is this appropriate?

Well, at least one thing was censored with an asterisks * j/k
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In this day and age, shock art is that last true avant garde, because every other piece of crap is already considered art.

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post Aug 26 2009, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE(Jake Jilg @ Aug 26 2009, 12:15 PM)
Why couldn't you look at this in the library? I used to shelve at a library volunteer (apparently you can be on disability, but you still have to work) and I've seen way worse books, even comics. Did you know that there is a whole non-fiction section for homosexuality? It's 306.766
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because it's a fancy library at a reputable college (locally anyway)
besides the lady in the lab I use won't even let me run apps from my flash drive
she thinks I can't but I'm just playing along

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This means that because you use IE, you're contributing more to global warming that you would if you used firefox, and are thus ruining the world. How's that for a reason? Use IE and we all die.
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post Aug 26 2009, 07:31 PM
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If AB is aware and cool with it then I don't really give a god damn. What else you got JJ?

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zid being skpeptical about a thing? Well I 'll Be Darned
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why are you such a troll, zid? it really interferes with the atmosphere on this forum.
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post Aug 26 2009, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(ZackisDead @ Aug 26 2009, 07:31 PM)
If AB is aware and cool with it then I don't really give a god damn. What else you got JJ?
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I have about 50 pictures of amateur porn that I did in Freehand MX, just practicing. I would recommend drawing porn to everyone who wants to hone their skills, because it's fun so the hours just fly by.

I might post them in this thread when I am not busy. I'll need to upload one by one. This new adult image hosting that I found is pretty sweet, but it uses basic multitpye html whatever bla form upload, unlike the new Photobucket's bulk upload that I grew dependent on.

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post Aug 26 2009, 10:01 PM
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Fuck it, I'm bored and retired. I got the time. I'll upload and post in waves; they are kind of sectionalized.

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bug24 is my handle at a porn forum, that I post at... but I got a heavy addicted to being a character "bug24" at a porn forum, that I requested a ban and only post (scarcely) under a much lesser known alias. If you've ever played leisure suit larry, you can understand how masquerading as a popular cool dude player can be fun, and fun is addicting.

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Mecha Musume... You ever look at that stuff and think "satellite dockage"?

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