Jakob the Liar |
Aug 25 2009, 06:53 PM
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks for lifting the content restrictions sheep man! I've been looking to explore new frontiers with my art. This post has been edited by Jakob the Liar: Oct 13 2009, 04:46 PM -------------------- |
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Some Guy |
Aug 25 2009, 07:24 PM
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wtf is this shit
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invaderjolleyolleyman |
Aug 25 2009, 07:46 PM
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hah
my father's father told me about those little things when I was little he said it was called a nickelodeon but he may have been confused cool litle viewfinders with movies inside :-) -------------------- QUOTE(Chongablonga @ Aug 20 2008, 03:02 PM) This means that because you use IE, you're contributing more to global warming that you would if you used firefox, and are thus ruining the world. How's that for a reason? Use IE and we all die. Your computer gets free cookies just by wandering around. Why can't you? SING YOU LAZY SLUGS, SING >:U |
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 25 2009, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(Some_Guy @ Aug 25 2009, 07:24 PM) I've been meaning to make this for five years. In 2005, I was skipping work from Wal-Mart and having lucid daydreams down in the basement. This little story line just came out of nowhere in my head with lucid visuals (though it was not a cartoon), and I burst out laughing for like 15 minutes. QUOTE(invaderjolleyolleyman @ Aug 25 2009, 07:46 PM) hah my father's father told me about those little things when I was little he said it was called a nickelodeon but he may have been confused cool litle viewfinders with movies inside :-) Yeah it's a nickelodeon. -------------------- |
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Sirhan Duran |
Aug 26 2009, 12:17 AM
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what does 42-y7 signify
-------------------- QUOTE(tubbucket @ Jun 4 2010, 01:26 PM) I Have been looking at these retarded forms for abiut 2 weeks now. i have decided to get an account. so. here is how i feel about this whole thing. diet coke, your a lazy douche. 1 for you right fucking here. ur an ass hole. 1 for you zipzap. wow. ur a retarded lozer. 1 for you. sirhan. you bitch.1 for you. palcoin. hmmmmm... ur okay... I guess... .5 for you. QUOTE(diet fucking coke @ Jul 1 2010, 12:49 PM) 1. Sirhan Duran 2. Jaur 3. butt lunch 4. Some Guy 5. jam 6. blodnasir 7. Commie.Clipper 8. Gustav 9. diet fucking coke 10. Nasty Nate 11. [Sarah] 12. GMC ![]() |
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Some Guy |
Aug 26 2009, 12:18 AM
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 07:50 AM
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QUOTE(Sirhan Duran @ Aug 26 2009, 12:17 AM) It's the fictional astrological coordinates of my "home planet". That really had nothing to with this story, but I had to capture the bizarre ending from my day dream, which I couldn't remember what the boy said and his eyes no-smoke disappeared and popped into the viewfinder of the machine. "Home planet" is another reference to my supposed psychosis in 2005, but I assure you it is merely being creative and not being delusional. I want the art to be about the art, and not about the story of which it was conceived. -------------------- |
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ZiD |
Aug 26 2009, 08:13 AM
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This probably still isn't appropriate for this section. Much of this website is still friendly for work and users under 18.
Perhaps link it with a NSFW warning. This post has been edited by ZackisDead: Aug 26 2009, 09:03 AM -------------------- QUOTE(jam @ Aug 14 2010, 05:10 PM) QUOTE(Sirhan Duran @ Jan 29 2010, 11:37 PM) Sardonicism (from Latin: Risus sardonicus, a convulsive laughter) is the expression of derision, cynicism or skeptical humor variously through comment, gesture or writing. |
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 09:35 AM
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QUOTE(ZackisDead @ Aug 26 2009, 08:13 AM) This probably still isn't appropriate for this section. Much of this website is still friendly for work and users under 18. Perhaps link it with a NSFW warning. It's art dude. No real dogs were harmed during the making of this imagery. There is no sex taking place, just a bunch of aesthetically placed lines. -------------------- |
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invaderjolleyolleyman |
Aug 26 2009, 10:29 AM
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I wish abs was still clean
I can't go many places on here anymore if I'm in the library or something -------------------- QUOTE(Chongablonga @ Aug 20 2008, 03:02 PM) This means that because you use IE, you're contributing more to global warming that you would if you used firefox, and are thus ruining the world. How's that for a reason? Use IE and we all die. Your computer gets free cookies just by wandering around. Why can't you? SING YOU LAZY SLUGS, SING >:U |
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE(invaderjolleyolleyman @ Aug 26 2009, 10:29 AM) Why couldn't you look at this in the library? I used to shelve at a library volunteer (apparently you can be on disability, but you still have to work) and I've seen way worse books, even comics. Did you know that there is a whole non-fiction section for homosexuality? It's 306.766 -------------------- |
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Thundaboom |
Aug 26 2009, 12:23 PM
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Sure wish I had your art talent, Jake Jilg
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ZiD |
Aug 26 2009, 01:19 PM
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Any sane person who isn't Jake Jilg is more than free to explain why that should remain without being linked to. Whether he designates it art or not.
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 01:50 PM
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QUOTE(ZackisDead @ Aug 26 2009, 01:19 PM) Any sane person who isn't Jake Jilg is more than free to explain why that should remain without being linked to. Whether he designates it art or not. Don't make me start a thread in debate about what is OK to look at. I've been burned by the "art is real" side ever since I drew some awful porn comics (funnies) when I was 10 and forced to go to a counselor for rapists at 13. If extreme gore (without a penis) is ok, then so is just a plain penis. Robert Englund isn't a murderer. He just directs horror movies. This post has been edited by Jake Jilg: Aug 26 2009, 01:56 PM -------------------- |
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Matthew T |
Aug 26 2009, 02:13 PM
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I live in arlington tx, and love calvin and hobbes. Your sig is fucking offensive to me.
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 02:27 PM
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QUOTE(Matthew T @ Aug 26 2009, 02:13 PM) Lol then change your internet provider. -------------------- |
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AB |
Aug 26 2009, 02:42 PM
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Is this appropriate?
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Matthew T |
Aug 26 2009, 02:52 PM
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE(AB @ Aug 26 2009, 02:42 PM) In this day and age, shock art is that last true avant garde, because every other piece of crap is already considered art. -------------------- |
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invaderjolleyolleyman |
Aug 26 2009, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE(Jake Jilg @ Aug 26 2009, 12:15 PM) Why couldn't you look at this in the library? I used to shelve at a library volunteer (apparently you can be on disability, but you still have to work) and I've seen way worse books, even comics. Did you know that there is a whole non-fiction section for homosexuality? It's 306.766 because it's a fancy library at a reputable college (locally anyway) besides the lady in the lab I use won't even let me run apps from my flash drive she thinks I can't but I'm just playing along -------------------- QUOTE(Chongablonga @ Aug 20 2008, 03:02 PM) This means that because you use IE, you're contributing more to global warming that you would if you used firefox, and are thus ruining the world. How's that for a reason? Use IE and we all die. Your computer gets free cookies just by wandering around. Why can't you? SING YOU LAZY SLUGS, SING >:U |
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ZiD |
Aug 26 2009, 07:31 PM
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If AB is aware and cool with it then I don't really give a god damn. What else you got JJ?
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(ZackisDead @ Aug 26 2009, 07:31 PM) I have about 50 pictures of amateur porn that I did in Freehand MX, just practicing. I would recommend drawing porn to everyone who wants to hone their skills, because it's fun so the hours just fly by. I might post them in this thread when I am not busy. I'll need to upload one by one. This new adult image hosting that I found is pretty sweet, but it uses basic multitpye html whatever bla form upload, unlike the new Photobucket's bulk upload that I grew dependent on. This post has been edited by Jake Jilg: Aug 26 2009, 09:51 PM -------------------- |
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 10:01 PM
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Fuck it, I'm bored and retired. I got the time. I'll upload and post in waves; they are kind of sectionalized.
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 10:08 PM
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bug24 is my handle at a porn forum, that I post at... but I got a heavy addicted to being a character "bug24" at a porn forum, that I requested a ban and only post (scarcely) under a much lesser known alias. If you've ever played leisure suit larry, you can understand how masquerading as a popular cool dude player can be fun, and fun is addicting.
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 10:16 PM
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 10:18 PM
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 10:21 PM
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 10:25 PM
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 10:28 PM
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Jakob the Liar |
Aug 26 2009, 10:33 PM
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Mecha Musume... You ever look at that stuff and think "satellite dockage"?
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